Namaste, friend. There's no need to spend your life zipping around like some kind of zip machine. Center yourself and #GoSlowMo with New Belgium Brewing's Slow RideSession IPA.
1.When you're in line for a coffee, and the lady writes your name as "Gryndor," and you're like "It's cool, dude. Gryndor is a sick name."
2.When your co-worker unleashes a taco-flavored gas bomb, but you're all "Lololololol nice one, Kevin. My turn."
3.When you're swimming in the ocean, and something tickles your leg, and you're like "Lol seaweed, I know it's you. You're such a trickster. Marry me. I mean, what? Never mind."
4.When your roommate leaves a passive-aggressive note about having your shoes on in the house, and you're just happy she spelled your name right.
5.When you use the bathroom and notice the toilet paper wasn't replaced, so you're like "Well, at least my carbon footprint is low."
6.When you overcook the meatloaf and say to yourself, "It's really well done."
7.When you slow down to catch a red light so you can focus more intently on Sarah's story about Cabo.
8.When your bro was like "Bro, we're all out of beer," and you were like "Bro... I've got some beer," and he was like "Sick."
9.When your taco shell breaks, and you turn it into nachos.
10.Instead of scrolling to the comments section of the cat video you just watched, you just click "like" and call it a day.
Center yourself and #GoSlowMo with New Belgium Brewing's Slow Ride Session IPA.
