Paid PostPosted on Oct 24, 201611 Times You Almost Die Every Day Without Realizing ItDeath is always following us, which is totally chill...by Nevada Health LinkBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Walking in high heels. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox / Via simpsonsworld.com It's always a good idea to be walking in shoes that are actively trying to make you fall. 2. Driving to work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. / Via cinephilesandra.wordpress.com Cars are speeding death machines that we try to control with our dumb animal brains. What are we even doing? 3. Walking up and down the stairs... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF AMC Studios / Via vulture.com Stairs are the teeth of the ground, and yet we breeze up and down them every day like it's nothing. 4. ...Heck, even walking up and down escalators. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Cheezburger / Via memebase.cheezburger.com Escalators — like stairs, but alive. They should be trusted even less. 5. Ordering food from dubious places. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC Universal / Via youtube.com Unless you know the place you're ordering from on Seamless is an actual FDA-regulated restaurant, you're going to have a bad time. 6. Using your cell phone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BuzzFeedYellow / Via youtube.com One cool new cell phone feature is that they now explode. 7. Walking across bridges. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF YouTube/Plettenberg Bay / Via youtube.com Bridges are sideways middle fingers to the ground. 8. Trying to pet every dog you see. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nat Geo Wild / Via giphy.com "N-nice doggy!" 9. Lifting weights. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV / Via mtv.tumblr.com How many heavy things can you precariously lift over your head, bro? 10. Merely breathing the air. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tumblr/Tampire / Via tampire.tumblr.com Sometime around the industrial revolution, we decided to make air poisonous. In hindsight, this was a bad idea. 11. Sinkholes... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF YouTube/assumptionla / Via youtube.com Sinkholes are everywhere. No one is safe. We are basically all doomed, but getting health care should give you some peace of mind. Check out Nevada Health Link to learn how you can get coverage.