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12 Chat-Up Lines That Are So Crazy AF They Might Just Work

Not that you need any help, you sly dog.

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1. When they’re understandably flummoxed in your presence and you need to relieve them of any awkwardness.

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You get how tricky this moment is for them, so empathy is called for.

2. When knowing you're going to be seeing a lot more of each other sparks your inner poet.

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Shakespeare has nothing on you. Unleash your wordsmith.

3. When you spot the other half of your power couple across the bar.

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Circle that prey.

4. When letting them know how you feel is paramount.

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Sharing is caring.

5. When it's time to make your move at the office party.

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Saving the best moves for the right moment is a winning strategy. Go, tiger.

6. When you know they want a slice of your cake, but they're still on their main.

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If one thing is certain in this world, it's that they will succumb to your subtle charms.

7. When you’re constantly against the clock, and there's no beating round the bush.

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Timewasters need not apply.

8. Life can be miserable, so it’s great to inform people just how lucky they are.

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Even if they don't know it yet...

9. Sometimes, in order to avoid sending the wrong signals, a delicate approach is required.

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Subtlety is key in the art of romance.

10. Then there are the moments where it couldn't possibly get any better, but you still have an ace to show.

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Because a staged approach is sometimes the smartest move.

11. The words "to be continued" are nothing to be ashamed of, when fate doesn’t allow.

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For longer-term plans, taking things slowly is often the best course of action.

12. And finally, let them know just how lucky they are, in the most romantic way possible.

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A thoughtful declaration of love is guaranteed to win hearts – and minds.

Check out what happened when Rose & Rosie tried out these chat-up lines IRL.

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And for more lessons in life and love, check out the Netflix original series Love, created by Judd Apatow. All episodes available to watch instantly, only on Netflix.

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