1.
Get the whole family together... or at least try.
2.
Cook up a special Christmas goose.
3.
Tell everyone about your exciting new career.
4.
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink.
5.
Entertain the family with an interpretive performance of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
6.
Spend some quality time with your mom.
7.
Make awkward small talk with your cousin.
8.
Realize you made a huge mistake in thinking the day would go smoothly.
9.
Try to escape the madness by slipping out the back door.
11.
And realize that you love these misfits no matter what.