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Like a trusted adviser, cereal will always be there to support you in your time of need.
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In fact, cereal has been a staple of the British monarchy's diet for centuries.
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See, they couldn't get enough of it.
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No, but real talk – cereal is legit a gift from the gods.
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No, really, it is. Cereal is in fact named after the Roman deity Ceres, goddess of agriculture and grain.
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We have always known the glory and simplicity that is cereal and milk.
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But its marriage with milk is not where its glorious reign ends.
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Some say cereal is best enjoyed with the addition of ice cubes.
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Cereal doesn't mind. Cereal passes no judgement. Cereal just wants you to be happy – and that is the true mark of greatness.
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But hey, what if you also like to indulge in some fruit at breakfast time?
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Cereal heard you and is happy to cater to your needs. What benevolence!
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Bring us a person who doesn't agree to cereal being the most perfect breakfast ever in existence?
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Long live cereal. Forever may you reign.
