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Which NERDS Cabinet Member Are You?

Ever wonder which cabinet member you most resemble? We didn't either! You're welcome.

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  1. You have 3 seconds until the world ends. What are your final words?

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    Fuck you, Jen
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    *cries*
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    *screaming*
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    Just end already
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    Stick It is the greatest movie of our generation.
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    if you have to change the spelling of gif to jif to get your point across about how you (incorrectly) think it's pronounced then you're doing it wrong and we all know it including you pls stop
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    Nothing. I spend 3 seconds trying to think of something clever to say, then die, because wow I don't do well under pressure
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    Come for me mama
  2. And a 5, 6, 7...

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    Gr8
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    8!
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    hide
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    Beaters can't count
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    lol I don't have rhythm
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    Goodbye
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    Jazz hands!
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    *falls over*
  3. Another cabinet member approaches you. How do you greet them?

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    "What's up, loser?"
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    *screeching* *makes ugliest face possible*
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    *Obnoxious noises and faces*
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    Fuck you, Jen
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    A glare combined with a profane nickname meant only as a term of endearment
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    hey (;
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    *uses most recent catchphrase*
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    I probably don't see them in the hall and instead walk by jamming out to showtunes and then they subtweet me in the GroupMe
  4. Someone caught you lying. How do you get out of it?

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    It was Jen
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    Own up to it, because I'm a responsible human being.
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    Drop a smokescreen and leave
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    "Hold on. Let me try another lie."
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    Run away. Run away quickly.
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    say my mom made me
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    How dare you. I've never ever lied in my entire life.
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    Never show up to a meeting again
  5. You have to pick one medieval weapon to use to fight the rest of NERDS (no crossbows). What is it?

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    Trebuchet
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    If I could wield an axe, that would be sick.
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    A MACE
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    The plague
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    A sword. Specifically, a gladius. With a crossguard because I'm not stupid and I'd like to keep my hands (but not a swept hilt because I'm not a sissy).
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    One of those sticks with the spiky balls on the end but the ball is bigger than my head but also smaller than a watermelon
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    A sword. A swishy one, like a rapier
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    Catapult because it's a GENERIC and INCLUDES TREBUCHETS
  6. What is your bed time?

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    12:00 AM
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    Some time between 10:30 PM and 2 AM
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    10:45 pm, ideally
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    On a typical day....4am
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    You mean what is my futon time?
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    always
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    sensible
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    1:00 AM
  7. How neat is that?

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    Pretty neat! Heh.
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    Not even a little bit neat. Fuck you.
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    NEATO!
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    taeN
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    Wow. Neat.
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    no
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    Hella
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    bitchin'
  8. Favorite line from a NERDS production?

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    You spiked the punch? BUT I SPIKED THE PUNCH!
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    NAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA EVERYONE GETS AN A
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    "Mousetits." "It's pronounced Moose-TEETS."
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    MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS ANGER
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    Mmmyes, quite.
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    (She chill)
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    Chet mate motherfuckers
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    Where's the dick in this situation????
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