10 Weird Things From Amazon That You Should Probably Purchase

Amazon, home of everything from OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN to WTF IS THIS!! In short, everyone loves Amazon. Now, PROCEED INTO THIS ADVENTURE THAT IS THE INTERNET!!!!

1. Zeke's Beard Wipes

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Who doesn't want to have their beard cleaned?! Keep them around just in case you need to get some pesky barbecue sauce out of your facial hairs!

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2. Primal Pit Paste in Lavender Strong Strength

Please wipe your weird primal ooze in my armpits. I would immensely enjoy that..... Plus its vegan!!

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3. Elven Ear Buds

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I would also love to become a lovely woodland elf with my jams.

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4. I love Ground Hog Day printed tile

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For the overly obsessed.

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5. Coaster Cactus

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Pluck off a piece of this little fella and set yo' fine glass atop it. It comes with a little flower pot holder.

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6. Sushi pin cushion

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This adorable little sushi cushion will accompany you on all of your sewing adventures!!

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7. Finger shaped usb

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This will probably confuse a lot of your friends... which is why you should buy it!! It has 16 GB's of data.

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8. A Pet Window For your pet

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Does your pet require a little window so it can see the world from it's fenced inclosure? Well, Amazon has a product for you!! THE PET WINDOW IN THE SHAPE OF A PERFECT LITTLE BUBBLE.

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9. Lotus Cotton Swab holder

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Add some flare to your bathroom with this little gadget!

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10. Fun Tea Infusers

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These guys bring a party to every cup! They are also made of durable silicone.

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