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Looks like the bride of Frankenstein's got competition.

Which Universal Monster Should You Date?

What's the one thing they do that you just can't stand?

How do you think the relationship's gonna turn out in the end?

Are you aware that you just dated a monster?

Alright, not bad. Drac's got class, and everybody loves a good vampire, right? If you don't mind joining his coven and having to live with his like 5 wives, this could work out. Unless you like garlic. Or are christian. Or just have a friend who's really obsessed with pointy sticks.

Dracula!

You know, I feel like ol' Frankie's pretty overlooked on terms of datable monsters. Deep down, he really just wants love and acceptance. Sure, he might not understand some social cues, like how you shouldn't throw children into ponds or rip their arms off, but if the two of you take the time to understand each other, you could have something going...but I'd stay away from a candle-lit dinner.

Frankenstein! (...'s monster for those of you hung up on that)

We're not talking about that Larry Talbot creep. Wolfie here's never tried to peep on a girl he's barely met. All he cares about is running around and fucking shit up, and if that's your idea of a good time, he'd be the perfect partner! ...provided you can work your schedules around a full moon.

The Wolf Man!

Imhotep, if we really wanna be specific. So maybe he's a little obsessive, but he's probably still better than that Phantom of the Opera guy. Yeah, he loved another girl once so much that he came back from the dead for her descendant, and that didn't really work out, but he probably just needs a fresh start in this crazy modern world.

The Mummy!

What, you prefer someone with a face? Griffin might not be the obvious choice, but you've lucked out, dude. Yeah, he derailed an entire train and probably killed a shitload of people, but he was faithful to his girl and treated her right, so maybe he'll do the same for you. Plus he technically spends most his movie running around naked, if your way into that. I'm happy for you. I hope I'm invited to your invisible wedding.

The Invisible Man!

Obviously the best on terms of looks, right? But what really matters is her heart. I honestly feel bad for her, what with being forced into a relationship with a man (er, monster) she wanted nothing to do with. She needs someone who will listen to what she wants, and if you're that someone, I'm sure you'll have a relationship that doesn't belong dead.

The Bride of Frankenstein!

Gill Man's spent his entire movie being the third wheel, let's throw him a bone. He just wants someone who understands him and would be willing to date a nasty fish guy. Plus he's got some bitchin' abs, so he's pretty fine, if you ask me.

The Creature! (/Gill Man if you're hung up on specifics)

Oh no. Oh fuck no. There is no way anything is going to work out with this creep. Anyone in their right mind should understand that you get the fuck away from the guy who kidnaps women he feels entitled to. I don't care if he's all mysterious and brooding or whatever, he's a bad choice, and the Andrew Lloyd Webber version is just as bad. I don't know how you got this result. I'm sorry.

The Phantom of the Opera!

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