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16 Thanksgiving Clapbacks Guaranteed To Get You Through Thanksgiving

Bet you didn't see that one coming Aunt Carol

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Aunt: "How do you always have new shoes with no job?" Me: "Why you always got a new man, but no ring?"… https://t.co/mvikcMjhwj

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Aunt: “When I was 18, I handled my responsibilities.” Me: “because you were a mother.” #ThanksgivingClapback

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“Photography? That doesn’t seem stable” Me: “Well neither does your marriage” #ThanksgivingClapback

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Aunty: You need to stay out of adults conversations. Me: You need to stay out of married men’s beds.… https://t.co/zKcVShTT2f

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Aunt: "so what colleges you applying too ?" Me: "what college did you go too?" #ThanksgivingClapback

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aunt: I always knew you were a little gay me: yeah? did you always know you’re second husband was too? #ThanksgivingClapback

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Aunt: Dang you're on your 4th piece of pie Me: You're on your 4th Baby daddy...so. #ThanksGivingClapBack

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Aunt: "I see you're still on that damn phone." Me: "And I see you're still on them damn welfare checks"… https://t.co/9lUXevSxXp

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Aunt: You still trying to be a "musician" or did you get a real job? Me: You still trying to be in a "marriage" or… https://t.co/DNZrMgKLrQ

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Aunt: “I see your attitude didn’t go away” Me: “I see your husband did” #ThanksgivingClapback

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Grandma: You spend how much on @Starbucks? Me: You spent how much on your boobs? #ThanksgivingClapback

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Uncle: “You need to do something with that hair...” Me: “And you need to do something with your life.”… https://t.co/hDwXoCSUDV

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Auntie : You keeping ya grades up ?? Last time I heard you wasn't. Me : You keeping ya marriage stable ?? Last I… https://t.co/rcoAKsyvv2

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Uncle: When you gon tell me how you got fired from yo job Me: When you gon tell yo son he adopted… https://t.co/RylsCxEQ73

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AUNT: Didn't you get suspended? ME: Didn't your husband get arrested? #ThanksgivingClapback

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Older cousin: Damn what did you use to dry those dishes? Me: Your cornbread. #ThanksgivingClapback

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