Paid PostOct 11, 201318 Reasons Why Eternity With Jonathan Rhys Meyers Wouldn’t Be So BadLet's be serious — he's a babe. To fall even more in love with him, check out the series premiere of Dracula on Friday, October 25 at 10/9c on NBC.by NBC DraculaBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Once upon a time, there was a gorgeous human named Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Stuart Wilson / Via gettyimages.com His eyes were VERY blue. Like an ocean, or a pool, or maybe even a really nice bath. 2. His face was chiseled like a god's face. Dave Hogan / Via gettyimages.com Maybe like Adonis' or Hercules' face, but it doesn't really matter. He was very, very handsome. 3. His lips were very pouty and kissable. Mark Cuthbert/gettyimages.com Sigh. 4. And sometimes he looked like this when he was thinking and stuff. Jemal Countess / Via gettyimages.com Oh, STAHP. 5. Okay, one more look at his beautiful face. George Napolitano / Via gettyimages.com Now relax, okay? 6. So one day, Jonathan Rhys Meyers turned into a vampire named Dracula. NBC / Via gettyimages.com Ignore the blood. He didn't mean it! 7. Because he knew how hot he’d look with a cane and top hat. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com So dark, so mysterious. 8. He became so powerful that he looked this good while he was on top of a building with blood on his face. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com Look at him, all defiant and stuff. Swoon. 9. When he came into any room, everyone would look at him. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com His manly vampire presence silenced everyone. 10. And so obviously, his mysterious vampire charm made all the ladies love him. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com Because who wouldn't want him to kiss their hand? Anyone? Anyone? Nope. 11. And they were all like, "bite me, bite me, because whatever I don't care." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com Because he is so hot, right? 12. So all the ladies around him started thinking that maybe, just maybe, being with him for eternity would be cool. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com I mean, it could be pretty nice. 13. Why would spending eternity with him be great, you ask? Well... he gives talks to very important people. nbcdracula.tumblr.com So you could just sit there and be like ha ha, mine, while all the OTHER women lust after him in the audience. 14. You'd get to receive this smile from across a pillow for thousands of years, maybe even millions. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com Ugh, hello. 15. He'd give you his very charming tough-love attitude, from time to time, which you'd love. NBC All the time: morning, day, and night. 16. And he is always well dressed, so you could always be the well-dressed couple. NBC / Via gettyimages.com And everyone loves the well-dressed couple, right? 17. And at least there would always be a party to go to. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com Because Dracula and his woman would be invited to every social event. Or they'd die. 18. But, most importantly, he'd love you, fight for you, and kill for you until the end of time. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nbcdracula.tumblr.com Now that's love.