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11 Questions Vampires Ask Themselves Daily

Human culture is hard for 19th-century vampires, so be nice and patient with them. To learn more about these good old-fashioned bloodsuckers, watch the series premiere of Dracula on Friday, October 25 at 10/9c on NBC.

1. How do I approach people without them screaming?

2. How did I get such a big creepy castle to live in?

3. Why do I feel so lame when I dance at this human party?

4. Do I have blood on my chin?

5. Which of these ladies should I woo so we can spend eternity together?

6. Or worse, what if i end up alone for all of eternity?

7. Should I sleep in a cave to freak my neighbors out?

8. How do I become the most notorious vampire in all of history?

9. How should I scare off the angry mob this time?

10. Why do humans always run in such a silly way?

11. Do these humans really think they're safe?

This post was inspired by Dracula, which premieres Friday, October 25 at 10/9c on NBC.

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