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11 Questions Vampires Ask Themselves Daily

Human culture is hard for 19th-century vampires, so be nice and patient with them. To learn more about these good old-fashioned bloodsuckers, watch the series premiere of Dracula on Friday, October 25 at 10/9c on NBC.

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1. How do I approach people without them screaming?


2. How did I get such a big creepy castle to live in?

3. Why do I feel so lame when I dance at this human party?

4. Do I have blood on my chin?

5. Which of these ladies should I woo so we can spend eternity together?

6. Or worse, what if i end up alone for all of eternity?

7. Should I sleep in a cave to freak my neighbors out?

8. How do I become the most notorious vampire in all of history?

9. How should I scare off the angry mob this time?

10. Why do humans always run in such a silly way?

11. Do these humans really think they're safe?

Maybe not. They might grab the pitchforks again.

This post was inspired by Dracula, which premieres Friday, October 25 at 10/9c on NBC.

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