1. Toby can't be bothered with a brush.
Toby has a very busy schedule. Seriously, his weekends are booked through August.
2. Lore is never putting her trust in store-brand mousse EVER again.
Don't worry Lore, you'll learn one day.
3. Denise has been procrastinating on getting her bangs trimmed.
It's times like these when Denise wishes she hadn't been so lazy.
4. Michael still has bedhead even though it's 3 p.m.
And nothing makes Michael grumpier than when the construction workers wake him up from nap time.
5. Aimee was attempting to go au naturel.
But Aimee started showering again when even the cat couldn't stand her smell.
6. Sue doesn't care that her blowout was a tad too aggressive.
She'll still own it, because she's Sue.
7. Ashley was just trying to channel her inner Ke$ha.
Poor Ashley is still upset because someone hid her glitter.
8. Fritz can't handle the humidity in Tampa.
One time Fritz borrowed his sister's straightener. What happened next will never be discussed again.
9. Maurice really lets himself go, like a leaf in the wind.
Maurice is what you'd call a gypsy dog.
10. Francis loathes static electricity.
However, the accidental fauxhawk is really starting to grow on Francis. In fact, it's actually helped him reel in a couple ladies. ;)
11. Chelsea is too tired to care about bang control.
Who needs to see their front two paws anyway? Certainly not Chelsea.
12. Katrina just found a chew toy in her armpit.
It's been missing for weeks. Katrina would be more ashamed — however, this isn't the first time she's found a foreign object in her fur.
13. Darryl will have you know that dreads are still in style.
Chris and Ben are just jealous.
14. Stuart has no words.
Shhhhh.
