2. You have triple the number of pet selfies than biffle selfies on your camera roll.
Your friend will just have to deal with it.
7. You cook exquisite dinners for your pet.
Your friend can fend for themselves.
9. You’ll happily pick up your pet’s poo any time of day.
Your friend can um, yeah… go it alone.
10. You two even look uncannily alike.
Your friend is actually jealous of this fact.
12. You spend more money on your pet for their birthday.
Your friend should just be appreciative that you made an appearance.