The Real Housewives of basically anywhere. The drama, the friendship, the high probability of a drink being thrown—this is what entertainment is made of.You think I watch reality tv? My brain melts as soon as the opening credits roll through.The Bachelor. I know every clichéd move the show takes, from the woman who’s “not here for the right reasons” to the fights clearly taken out of context. Sure, it’s fake, but man, is it entertaining!House Hunters. They always pick the wrong house, and I have no idea how the gemologist and part-time musician couple have a budget of $900,000, but they better find that double vanity or how else will they get ready in the morning?!
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Spin class! There’s nothing like starting the day with some killer endorphins.Running errands and catching up on all of the things I meant to do during the week.Sleeping in is my only plan on Saturdays.Literally the only acceptable answer to this question is brunch.
A big glass of rose and a good conversation with a friend. Did someone say summer water?Finding my zen with my favorite yoga instructor. Some chaturangas will give me some much-needed reflection.Some time alone planting some beautiful—and bird-friendly—plants. Working with my hands is a great way to get some perspective.Taking to Twitter for a quick and strongly-opinionated stance on whatever’s got me down. #TuesdayTakedown
A food pic. Did I look a little silly in the restaurant craning over my food for the perfect shot? Sure. But I’m really working on my brand.A regram of my favorite adorable bird pic from your friendly @audubonsociety. (We had to drop that one in here, didn’t we?)A #tbt of my last fun vacation. It was a great vacation, but the photo is because I look tan. I'll admit it; we’re all friends here.My most recent DIY project. Hey, it was hard work and not everyone might see it on Pinterest.
Flower crown filter is my best self.Puppy face with whoever is next to you. Sure, it might take me a couple tongue wagging attempts, but come on, PUPPIES.Cool kid sunglasses, because inside, I’m always Coachella-ready.The real question is, why is there no bird filter?Via Spencer Craig/Audubon Photography Awards
What #Basic Bird Are You?
The early bird! Whether it’s starting your day before others are even awake or being the main planner of your friends, you are the American Robin whose bird songs are some of the first heard at dusk.
Never one to hide, you are the Northern Cardinal. Your bold style and outgoing personality make you easy to spot amongst friends. Like the cardinal you aren’t afraid to stand out.
You are one of those people who can have a long and engaging conversation with just about anyone. While friendly and animated, like the Northern Mockingbird, you are loyal and will defend those you love no matter what.
Happy and energetic, you are the American Goldfinch. Always ready to cheer up a friend with a joke or outdoor adventure, you’re a ray of sunshine for all those who know you.
You have what we might call a bold personality. You take charge of your surroundings whether it be a vocal debate or the ordering of food at a restaurant. Sure, you're loud, but like the Blue jay, you're also unforgettable.
You’re soft, adorable, and everyone loves you. But under that, you are here to get stuff done. Like the Downy Woodpecker, you are relentless and hardworking, but in a cute way.
Sensitive and understanding, you are the Mourning Dove. Much like the Mourning Dove’s unmistakable coos, you are always there with a kind word.
Sporty and fun, you are the Mallard. Just as this bird is comfortable in the air, water, and on land, you are down for anything as long as it’s fun and active!