Trump Tacos Are The Next Yuge Thing

A Recipe to Defyingly Mock The Donald

I like to think that shrimp have tiny little hands...

So next time you have a taco throwdown, why not use it to mock Trump?

Ingredients:

* 2 LB of uncooked shrimp

* 1 medium bag of Cheetos (puffs recommended)

* Two large eggs

* 1/2 cup of flower

* Flower or corn tortillas

Toppings:

* Editable gold flakes

* Caviar (from Russia of course) or orange roe

* Russian Dressing (recipe to follow)

* Habanero sriracha sauce

Directions:

# Preheat your oven to 450 degrees

# Prep three bowls: one with flour, one with eggs, one with crushed Cheetos

# Dip the shrimp one at a time starting with the flour, egg, then Cheetos

# Arrange on a baking tray, place in oven for about 7 minutes, flip once, then another 7 minutes

# Serve on tortillas with the topics of your choice

# Rinse the meal down with a shower of golden lager

Russian Dressing

* 1 TBSP finely chopped onion

* 1 cup mayonnaise

* 1/4 cup chili sauce

* 4 tsp horseradish

* 1 tsp hot sauce, preferably Frank's Red Hot Sauce

* 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

* 1/4 tsp sweet paprika

* Pinch of salt