Why Jolt Cola Will Always Be The World's Greatest Energy Drink

Remembering the world's best and first REAL energy drink - the shockingly iconic, Jolt Cola. May it rest in peace.

1. Newman, AKA, Dennis Nedry always rocked a jolt while working tirelessly at Jurassic Park

2. Beavis and Butt-head's entire lives were fueled by Volt Cola, which was Jolt's cartoon sibling

3. Their scandalous 80's ads were family friendly and fabulous

4. They always reminded us to stay cool

5. And gave us realistic expectations on what the drink could do

6. Even other cultures understood and treasured the power of Jolt

7. Above all, they inspired the youth to shoot for the stars

8. And taught us to live every moment to the fullest

Jolt was the Hershey bar of energy drinks and all the kids growing up today with the cheapened copies of Monster and Red Bull don't know what they're missing.