Hello, and welcome to the most important news of the day: Yes, what's going on between Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian.
If you need a quick refresher: This weekend, pics of Kim and Pete holding hands at Knott's Scary Farm hit the internet. Then, Page Six reported that Kim had arrived in "Pete Davidson's native NYC." What a time to be alive!
Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson Hold Hands at Knott's Scary Farm: They're 'Just Friends,' Source Says https://t.co/EJb9KQqWgD
But Kim arriving in NYC could mean anything, right? Hell, I even live in New York! Well, let me tell you, the plot sure did thicken when reports emerged that Kim and Pete had a private dinner in STATEN ISLAND.
Yes, the very same Staten Island that Pete Davidson is from! A place that (no offense Staten Islanders) is a bit of a random trek if you're staying in Manhattan! And at one of Pete's apparent fave pizza places to boot!!!
Naturally, Twitter had a field day:
Not right now baby, mommy is trying to see what Kim K and Pete Davidson are doing on Staten Island
I honestly didn’t believe the Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian dating rumor until I just read she went to Staten Island. Even I know you don’t go there to just see a friend 😂
I think pete davidson is attractive of course but wtf is going on there, truly, that made kim kardashian of all people go to staten island? I would never go to staten island for a man! I would barely go above 14th street for a man!
Kim trying to leave Staten Island
My brain is glitching thinking about Kim Kardashian at a little restaurant in Staten Island
Exclusive clip from the new Hulu show: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson going to dinner in Staten Island tonight
Keep in mind there’s not a single rooftop on Staten Island that you don’t have to climb out a window to get on to https://t.co/GqZcNpzUe3
oh like you wouldn't LOVE to go on a date to a red sauce restaurant in staten island with pete davidson
imagining Kim Kardashian on the Staten Island Ferry. It’s the first I’ve laughed in weeks. https://t.co/HrxGaHTBgt
If that wasn't enough, last night, Kim and Pete reportedly had dinner again — this time at a fancy Manhattan members' club. That's two dinners in two nights, people.
