No One Asked, But I Am Not A Fan Of Kim Kardashian's Kendall Jenner Shirt

    As Kendall Jenner once said, “They act like I’m not in full control of where I throw this cooch.”

    Natasha Jokic
    by Natasha Jokic

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Kim Kardashian has once again donned a shirt making fun of Kendall Jenner's dating history, this time in a new TikTok.

    The shirt is based on an old meme (i.e. it dates back to 2019, which is eons ago in internet time) which claimed that Kendall has dated enough NBA players to make a starting five.

    A screenshot of Kim and her daughter North doing her hair on TikTok
    KimandNorth / Via tiktok.com

    Although the TikTok was about North's hair, people were quick to note the use of the shirt. Behold.

    Screenshot from Kim and North's TikTok
    KimandNorth / Via tiktok.com

    It's not the first time Kim has been spotted with The Shirt™. She also wore it in the trailer of The Kardashians.

    Closeup of Kim Kardashian wearing the shirt
    Hulu / Via youtube.com

    I don't remember if this moment has actually been shown on the show itself yet because every time I watch The Kardashians, my brain smooths into an orb (it is glorious). 

    Side note: Does this confirm that The Kardashians is shot in mirror-image?

    Here's the thing, though: The whole "Starting 5" thing isn't quite true. How do I know this? Because Kendall herself reacted to the meme:

    2 out of 5 accurate, thanks https://t.co/I4SUF11sVN

    — Kendall (@KendallJenner) July 16, 2019
    Twitter: @KendallJenner
    It's likely that she's referring to Ben Simmons and Blake Griffin. For context, there were 540 players in the NBA last season.

    Since then, Kendall dated Devin Booker of the Phoenix Suns — which led trolls on Twitter to say she was being "passed around" the NBA.

    they act like i’m not in full control of where i throw this cooch https://t.co/DOCPKMdW6K

    — Kendall (@KendallJenner) April 29, 2020
    Twitter: @KendallJenner
    Not that I'd especially care if that number was higher, date whoever you want. I just don't see any shirts about how many Victoria's Secret models Leonardo DiCaprio has reportedly dated, you know? (Hint: It's allegedly a lot higher).

    Look, who am I to judge a joke between sisters? Maybe Kendall is totally cool with it. I think it's just worth noting that every time Kim wears this shirt, Twitter is rife with links sporting where to buy it. Not to make a mountain out of a mole hill, but people are making money off a shirt that feels a bit...sexist (don't yell at me! I know it's just a shirt!).

    Kim and North on TikTok with a lineup of hair products in front of them
    KimandNorth / Via tiktok.com

    That being said, the Kar-Jenners are no stranger to memeing one another in shirt form, so it's probably fine. It's fine! Everything is fine.

    Anyway, off I go to discuss the other pressing issues of our time.