Aubrey Plaza just announced that she's married her long-time partner, screenwriter Jeff Baena.
If you're like "?!??!?!?!?!," then you're not alone. Aubrey posted a pic of the pair earlier today, with the caption, "So proud of my darling husband @jeffbaena for dreaming up another film that takes us to Italia to cause some more trouble..."
...And the people* said, "Excuse me, ma'am, HUSBAND?"
Yup, Aubrey's rep even confirmed the news to People. It's real!!!
As for the internet's reaction, well...
AUBREY PLAZA GOT MARRIED?! AND ITS NOT TO ME?!?!???
like im happy for Aubrey Plaza and all but also please do not text i am going the fuck through it rn
aubrey plaza just casually dropped she got married on instagram nobody talk to me for the foreseeable
aubrey plaza's husband count your days, i will steal your girl