“Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true… niverse”
I wasn’t sure what I’d just seen, but I thought I liked it.
Orange you glad to take this quiz?
You’re obsessed with makeup, but in what way?
How serious is your case of resting bitch face?
“How much would surgery cost to remove my feelings?”
Are you approachable or aloof?
“Astrology is 100% true unless I don’t agree with it.”
What are you willing to sacrifice in a relationship?
Do you spend your life in a bean-splattered bathrobe, or actual clothes?
Don’t act like you don’t have opinions on fruit.
Bookmark this for future use.
They too, have had enough.
How well are you handling this whole “life” thing?
Because let’s face it — this season has no chill.
Being Christmassy is a skill.
“When my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.”
They hurt like hell and feel a thousand times heavier, but at least they look good.