1. Sometimes they don't get things quite right, just like us:
close enough
2. They like to settle down and have kids with their goth gf, just like us:
Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤
3. Some like to make big, grand, romantic gestures:
not to brag but this bird just proposed to me
4. They like to have fun with Iggy Pop, like I'm sure many of us would:
Iggy Pop singing Surfin Bird to his bird is the last pure thing online
5. Sometimes they really have no idea what they did wrong:
My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong https://t.co/qTwApCVmsW
6. Sometimes they like to dress up, like some of us did a hundred years ago:
did you know: even ducks dress better than me
7. Sometimes... they pose:
who is she
8. They enjoy pancakes, just like we do:
Its that time again.
9. They too, only have three moods:
My 3 moods
10. Some of them are a bit shady, just like some people are:
There has never been a situation where a shoebill didn't look like it was up to some shit.
11. Sometimes really can't fulfil all expectations, just like us:
what life is asking of me vs. what i’m capable of right now
12. Sometimes they have makeup the rest of us would die for:
secretary birds are so pretty ugh please do a makeup tutorial
13. Sometimes they just think golf needs to be livened up a bit:
And you thought golf was boring? @Madison_Golf @BlissfieldGolf
14. Some of them are a lot richer than others:
Retweet if this bird has more money than you
15. They really like to get their money's worth from their drinks:
16. They can be very talented:
Pure talent 📹IG: cotasun
17. Some of them are very fast:
ワンワンワンワンワン‼️ #とまみ
18. They need to do a weekly shop, too:
There’s a bird in this Publix just shopping for birdseed like it’s nbd
19. Some of them are just super chill:
take 30 seconds to chill out with these rainbow borbs havin a munch
20. Sometimes they get very large settlements from former spouses:
My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced
21. And just like us, they can learn how to live with and love those very different to them:
when you and your friend have completely different interests and personalities but still love & respect each other