1. Summer means one thing only for you: You're no longer at the top of the food chain.
2. You honestly do not know why mosquitoes exist or what benefit they are to anyone.
3. You just seem to have particularly delicious blood, and you envy those who seem to be immune to them.
4. Especially when you share a room with someone and wake up with 40 bites, and they seem to have none.
I wish I had a dollar for every mosquito bite I have rn
5. You take all the preventative measures you can.
When you've decided that all the mosquitoes in your house must die of confusion.
To the point that in the summer, your scent is "Eau De Bug Repellant".
6. But the little shits still get to you, and even thick clothing doesn't always do the trick.
How I manage to get mosquito bites when I'm wearing pants and my sister doesn't get any while wearing a dress is beyond me. #whateven
7. You know that most "home remedies" don't work.
8. Which is why you have to have antihistamines with you at all times.
9. Your bites are particularly bad if you're allergic.
apparently, im allergic 2 mosquitos
10. And so you often have to explain that the ping pong ball on your head is just a regular mosquito bite and you probably won’t die.
When you are allergic to mosquito's #MosquitoDay #allergy
They look so huge and terrifying that people assume you were probably bitten by a radioactive spider and you're now midway through mutating.
11. It actually becomes super embarrassing, especially when you get bitten on the face and look like you've had the worst breakout ever.
12. Or they'll bite in the most sensitive areas, like inbetween your toes or on your butt, preventing you from being able to sit or walk properly.
how the fuck I get a mosquito bite on my big toe really my big fuckin toe u got the wrong one
13. When you catch one, you kill it with a frightening amount of glee.
14. Especially if they're red and fat from drinking your own damn blood.
When you finally find that one mosquito that buzzed in your ears all night long
Nothing fills you with greater rage than seeing the culprit that STOLE YOUR BLOOD.
15. You do not envy anyone that lives near still water, no matter how idyllic it looks, because they're basically just living in Mosquito Town.
16. The worst and most tense feeling ever is hearing the quiet and ominous buzz of a hungry mosquito as you're trying to sleep.
when a mosquito comes near me
17. And just reading this article has made you itchy.
18. They are, unquestionably, the worst part of summer.
19. And no matter how much you love sunshine, the little bloodsuckers make you long for cold, itch-free winter days.
