1. Because he talks to cheetahs the way most of us speak to our pets.
2. Because he is more dedicated than any of us are to anything.
3. He's had to deal with some shit to bring you top quality educational entertainment.
4. Like being attacked by Capercaillie birds.
5. And frogs.
6. And he's chased down anteaters.
Who knew they were so speedy?
7. And he's being doing this for a long, long time.
8. He puts us in our place and reminds us to be humble.
9. And he just loves a good leaf.
10. He's not one to shy away from a crowd.
11. He's very polite to fish, as we all should be.
12. Monkeys too!
13. He's quite rude to sloths though.
14. He's very relatable.
15. He just walks around in the most bizarre of situations like its no big deal.
16. The Sahara? No problem.
17. Zero gravity? Just another day on the job for Dave.
18. He's just been in some strange situations overall.
19. So many, in fact, that he can stand in front of an erupting volcano and not really give a fuck.
20. Also, turns out he was a total babe in his younger years.
More importantly, though, is that he has always been a babe of the soul.
21. So, everyone, let's not make him sad!!
