15 Thanksgiving Cocktails That Will Get Anyone Drunk

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    1. Mix up several pitchers of these super-simple cranberry margaritas.

    2. Or if your Thanksgiving group is more into bourbon than tequila, prep a couple batches of this apple cider sangria.

    3. Shortcut your way to slowly mulled wine with this ruby spice glogg.

    4. Pretend that you're on a beach somewhere instead of stuck on a couch with relatives by mixing up this sparkling sweet pineapple party punch.

    5. Walk around sipping from your personal jar of pumpkin pie moonshine.

    6. If you're cooking, make sure you have a Wild Turkey Bloody Mary close at hand first thing in the morning.

    7. Grab a few grapefruit and a hunk of fresh ginger on the last-minute grocery store run to turn into these refreshing grapefruit ginger bourbon sours.

    8. Sneak a cooler of apple pie shots into the back bedroom and secretly distribute them to your ~cool~ family members.

    9. Totter around with the Stuffed Gimlet, bragging about how you've seen enough of food Instagram to know that celery seeds are a thing you can put in drinks.

    10. Shake pomegranate syrup with whiskey just before the dessert round begins, as a tart ~palate cleanser~.

    11. Sip this apple cider rum punch out of the cinnamon stick like it's a straw.

    12. Pull out that punch bowl you haven't touched since you opened it at your wedding shower and fill it with gin, prosecco, and delicious fruit flavors.

    13. When you're fighting off sleep and that ohmigod I'm so full feeling, but still have a pile of dishes to wash, make yourself a super-easy but decadent Irish coffee.

    14. Satisfy your aunt's undying sweet tooth with creamy white Christmas punch.

    15. Finally make use of that one random bottle of whipped vodka that's been on the bottom shelf of your liquor cabinet since last year to make this super potent, um, "jingle juice."

    Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!