1. A shirt that shamelessly declares their love of the ultimate food to the entire damn world.
2. A pool float that's in the shape of their favorite slice.
3. Cute earrings dripping with delicious cheese and a pie-perfect friendship necklace.
4. A sturdy cardboard stool in the shape of the most beautiful stack on earth.
5. A giant pizza pie towel so they can dry off before their mid-afternoon slice.
6. Pizza scissors with a convenient slice holder.
7. A journal that will always make them feel completely understood.
8. A phone case that will make them crave pizza every time they're texting you.
9. Sunglasses that declare their ultimate undying love to everybody they pass on the street.
10. Tattoos that literally let them put their favorite food all over their body.
11. A pretty string of slices that glow with the light of the pizza gods.
12. The ultimate PJs for pizza consumption at one in the morning.
14. A pizza-shaped beanbag chair for cozy lounging.
15. Pepperoni pizza socks...
16. ...and sleek slice shoes.
17. A pizza-kini.
18. A pizza-shaped sleeping bag to cuddle up for the sweetest of dreams.
19. A pizza pouch, so they're never without a backup slice.
20. Speakers for listening to their favorite cheesy songs.
21. A giant pizza tattoo blanket.
So they can cuddle up under it while they watch Netflix and inhale a Grandma pie. $49, here.