The Student Life Cycle

An illustrative guide to the stages that university students go through.

1. Fresh To Death

You're a fresher/freshman and that also includes your clothing, books, technology - basically you are the result of a successful 'back to school' shop.

Ready to tackle university and make your parents proud!

2. Reality Is Served

The honeymoon phase is over which means now you have to actually do some work.

The reading list start piling up, your bank account is barely breathing, but that's university, right? You'll manage... somehow.

3. This Was A Mistake

Are you even a university student if you haven't thought about dropping out just once?

This is the stage where people start rocking up to lectures in their PJs and fuelling all-nighters with copious amounts of coffee and self hate.

It can only get better (hopefully)

4. OH, Sweet Relief!

OHMYGOD IT'S OVER NO MORE DEADLINES, PRESENTATIONS, ESSAYS WOW IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE FREE AHH I CAN SLEEP AGAIN !!

Pretty much sums it up.