1. Try to take pictures.
2. Get drunk and try to do business.
3. Make introductions.
"They're like, 'Yo, this is uhhhhhh.' It's too loud and you can't hear, but they keep going and it takes like 10 minutes."
4. Stand next to you, just to hit on girls.
"There's male groupies — guys that wanna stand next to you to get to the girls. A male groupie is the worst."
5. Get suuuuuuper drunk.
"When people just be sloppy, falling all over the place, throwing up and shit? That's trash."
6. Pull your arm.
"When you come in the club, people are trying to get your attention so they pull your hand. It's like, why are you pulling on me?"
7. Fail to pay the DJ.
"When you go to the club and the promoters don't have your money? That's horrible. They'll be like, 'Just start and then we'll have your money.' Nah, that's fucked up."
8. Get on stage.
"You can't get them off. They don't leave till security comes, and then they still don't leave," Mustard said, before noting that this kind of crowding isn't a problem for festival circuit EDM stars. "At festivals the weirdos can't get close to you. You've got your security, you're on a big stage. Whenever you seen a weirdo next to Skrillex? You ain't seen a weirdo next to Skrillex, Diplo, or none of them. 'Cause they can't get onstage!"
9. Tell the DJ what to play.
10. Stand around instead of dancing.
"I don't know why people be in the club trying to be so cool. Standing around, trying to be cool. I don't get that. I just think everybody wanna be a star. That's why people don't dance. The world is corrupted right now. I wanna say people dance more in New York. In L.A., everyone wanna be basketball wives, they all wanna have the red bottoms and Chanel bags, Birkin bags. And everybody don't got no money to put in those bags."
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