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17 Better Names For Common Foods

Food is good and everything, but...those names have got to change.

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"Look at those police in their car eating those sweet, sweet holes."

"A young pop star was recently spotted licking a sweet, sweet hole she didn't pay for."

"I like chocolate frosting on my sweet, sweet hole."



"Those grandma squares in the fridge aren't for you Billy, they're for grown-ups."

"No, Billy, those are Mommy's jazz grandma squares."

"Grandma ate some of my special grandma squares and now she's stuck in a tree!"

Now you can actually name a food too! Head over to Red Robin to see their Finest Chicken Burger yet and #NameThatChicken!