Definitive Proof Kale Is The Marilyn Of Foods

Give a girl the right vegetable and she can conquer the world. The Blonde Bombshell and the world’s favorite green are basically the same thing. Enjoy a Kale Blazer smoothie for a nutritious boost that’s simply timeless.

1. Both kweens always look radiant, even when they're dressed down in their sunnies and not ready for their closeups.

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2. Both will make your mouth water when you see them dressed for an occasion.

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3. When it comes to Marilyn and kale… some like it hot.

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4. And others prefer them in the raw. ;)


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5. Celebrities honor both icons by wearing them proudly on their apparel.

Nikki Reed looking kaler.

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Kelly Rowland, the diva sporting diva.

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6. The asking price for both icons went up once they gained press and notoriety.


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7. And cheap knockoffs just don't cut it.

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8. Both Marilyn and kale have had numerous books written about their significance…


9. …they're constantly in the headlines…


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10. …and have even been courted by commander-in-chiefs.

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Obama famously added kale salad to the White House Thanksgiving menu, while Marilyn notoriously received special attention from JFK…

11. Lastly: Both icons are simply irresistible when they get their skirts ruffled.

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