1. Disposable razors just don’t do the job.
2. The heat that comes with wearing a human sweater year round.
3. Having to be on unibrow alert.
5. People commenting on the exotic places that you have hair.
19. Hobbit feet.
20. Leaving your partner covered in hair after shirtless…cuddling.
21. It’s infeasible to shave/trim the hair on any part of your body because it would look like a negative space painting.
22. Itching. Always.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into Washington, DC, for the Women's March, happening the day after Donald Trump's inauguration 👩❤️👩