My homegirl is currently swimming in the online dating pool, and from all the Hinge dating profiles she shares with me, things most men say are toxic, shallow, and complete swamp garbage.
To save you from the trash floating at the top of the dating pool, I collected the worst Hinge prompts and answers that almost made me vomit.
Note: I anonymized everyone's profiles because, with responses this toxic, they should remain nameless — for everyone's safety.
1. Here’s a guy who should take pride in being the best candidate for being 100% single until the end of time.
2. This dude doesn’t know how to use his words correctly, so he should be left on read — at his mama’s house — indefinitely.
3. Maybe this guy should get it "in his head" that he's not dating material.
4. This guy has no idea what he's talking about in any language.
5. Here's a guy who went from cute and sweet to major red flag.
6. He should've put his foot in his mouth.
7. This guy sounds like a villain in a horror movie.
8. Here's a dude that needs to make up his mind.
9. This guy's response sounds like code for "I'm toxic."
10. I can't believe this guy is still using this super-dated and super-dumb term in 2023.
11. You have to admire the transparency but loathe the scumbaggery.
12. I'm curious if he means physically because that's what health class is for, buddy.
13. Here's a guy who sounds like he's full of crap.
14. This toxic guy is making it very clear he's not looking for love.
15. If his answer is honest, I hope nobody succeeds because then everybody loses.
16. No. Sir, the drinks should be on you, and I hope they ruin your clothes.
17. The one thing we should know about this guy is he's not dating material.
