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13 Reasons To "Blame Canada"

South Park was right. Canada is responsible for all the terrible things that happen in the world. If you want more proof, tune in all-new episodes of South Park Wednesdays at 10E/7P, only on Much.

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8. FACT: They have an OPEC-style stranglehold on the world's maple syrup supply.

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Quebec alone produces 2/3 of the world's maple syrup. Think about what would happen if they decided to turn off the spigot for just one day: We'd all be forced to choke down our pancakes with vile, corn syrup-based Mrs. Butterworth garbage-sauce.

CHAOS.

10. Him.

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Three facts about Ryan Gosling:

1. He was born in Ontario.

2. He is obsessed with animal welfare.

3. He has set an unattainable worldwide standard of dreamboatness. Thanks a lot Ryan Gosling.

11. Canada has banned the Westboro Baptist Church, confining them to America, where they'll just get crazier and crazier in their desperate need for attention.

12. That place is literally crawling with Sasquatches.

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