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13 Reasons To "Blame Canada"

South Park was right. Canada is responsible for all the terrible things that happen in the world. If you want more proof, tune in all-new episodes of South Park Wednesdays at 10E/7P, only on Much.

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8. FACT: They have an OPEC-style stranglehold on the world's maple syrup supply.


Quebec alone produces 2/3 of the world's maple syrup. Think about what would happen if they decided to turn off the spigot for just one day: We'd all be forced to choke down our pancakes with vile, corn syrup-based Mrs. Butterworth garbage-sauce.


12. That place is literally crawling with Sasquatches.

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