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The Guys From "Guy Code" Answer Questions About The Female Body

Slightly NSFW, entirely LOL. Catch Guy Code Wednesdays at 11/10c on MTV2!

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Introducing the Guy Code crew! We just have a couple of questions for you...

Chris Distefano, Desus & Mero, Matteo Lane, Charlamagne Tha God (left to right)

1. "What do cramps feel like?"

Charlamagne: Death.

Chris: Punches in face.

Desus: Direct deposit not hitting your bank account.

Matteo: Susan Boyle.

Mero: #TCOT (look it up).

2. "What is the trickiest part of the leg to shave?"

Chris: On a woman? The back of the knee, right here.

Matteo: Behind the knee probably, no?

Desus: I was gonna say between the toes, but I see that’s not…

Charlamagne: I gotta start paying my wife attention because I ain’t ever noticed that.

Chris: I thought girl’s hair just falls off; I’ve never seen them shaving.

Mero: They press their nipples, and their hair just pops off.

3. "Here's a 3D model of the reproductive system:"

4. "If you had a vagina, what would you name it?"

Charlamagne: Beyoncé's Holes.

Chris: Little Italy (also name of my penis).

Desus: Beyoncé.

Matteo: Gabourey Sidibe.

Mero: Nicki Mivaj.

5. "What is this the reproductive system of?"

That logic weirdly works out... This is a bird.

Actually, it's a rabbit. But maybe it's also sad?

So close! If only da Vinci were a woman.

6. "If boobs could talk, what would they say?"

Charlamagne: "You hungry?"

Chris: "Squeeze me."

Desus: "Babies ain't using me right."

Matteo: "Stop looking at me."

Mero: "We deserve equal pay as man boobs!"

7. "What do you think the female orgasm feels like?"

Mero: A good tax return.

Matteo: Those Herbal Essences commercials.

Chris: A touchdown.

Charlamagne: An explosion, like Fourth of July, like letting off some good firework, some Roman candles going ::pew pew pew pew::.

Desus: Like a lazy Saturday when you’re binge-watching Netflix in your old stretched-out yoga pants... Know what I’m saying?

Matteo: So it feels lazy? Like, ready for a nap?

Desus: Depending on the girl, yes.

Mero: Watching an old episode of Grey’s.

8. "What is the most famous queef in history? This is an actual question."

9. "Identify the object."

10. "If you woke up as a woman tomorrow, what’s the first thing you would do?"

Charlamagne: Walk down the street in a hot skirt to see if I was attractive.

Chris: Touch Chris Distefano's penis and balls.

Desus: Join Tinder.

Matteo: Cry.

Mero: Take wild poppin' nudez.

11. "What does the 'G' in 'G-spot' stand for?"

Charlemagne: Great.

Chris: Dr. G, man who discovered/named it.

Desus: Gravy.

Matteo: Gumption.

Mero: Gynekologicul [sic].

12. "We're calling this one the 2015 Guy Code Bra Race."

They're here to answer all your questions. Catch Guy Code Wednesdays at 11/10c on MTV2!

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