Two Pitchers With Silly Names Played Against Each Other

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. "Fister."

This is Doug. He plays for the Detroit Tigers.

This is Charlie. He plays for the Seattle Mariners.

And last night they played each other.

Giving us...

Doug Fister.

versus

Charlie Furbush.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Fister-Furbush showdown of 2013.

h/t @suss2hyphens