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The One Thing Every NFL Fan Is Saying About Their Team Right Now

Unless you root for the Jags, Browns, or Raiders, it's optimism season. Here are our best guesses at the most common current sentiments for each fan group.

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AFC North

Baltimore Ravens

"It's going to be weird without Ray Lewis and Anquan Boldin, but we'll be fine. Yeah, we'll be fine. We might actually be better. We should be fine. I think we'll be OK."

Pittsburgh Steelers

"Everyone's hating on us this year. I cannot wait to shove it in their faces. Don't worry about Le'Veon Bell, it's totally not a Lisfranc injury, I can just tell."

NFC North

AFC South

NFC South

Atlanta Falcons

"Matt Ryan, Julio Jones, Roddy White, Tony Gonzlaez, AND we have Steven Jackson now. It doesn't matter who we play, we're going to score 100 points every game."

AFC East

New England Patriots

"I never liked Hernandez, and I told you that from day one. We don't want guys like that on our team anyway. It's just going to be extra motivation for Brady."

NFC East

Washington Redskins

"RG3 will be ready to go week one. Orthopedic treatments have really come a long way in the last decade. You wouldn't believe what doctors can do nowadays."

AFC West

NFC West

Arizona Cardinals

"Carson Palmer just needs to be halfway decent. Just throw it anywhere near Larry Fitzgerald and I'll be happy. And can we talk about how the Honey Badger was the steal of the draft?"

Seattle Seahawks

"With our defense, Russell Wilson doesn't even need to be good for us to win. But he is. I really, really like him. I'm telling you, Russell Wilson will be the best one from that group."

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