Asked to comment on Ryan Braun's PED-related suspension, Miami Marlins first baseman Logan Morrison had this to say:
Which is sadly true. Coming into Tuesday night's game, the Marlins had dropped three straight games without a single run, with their last one dating back to the fourth inning of a game played on July 14.
But that all ended last night with a 3-1 victory over the Rockies. So clearly, the Marlins are now on drugs.