1. This is Steven Seagal.
2. He’s a badass.
3. His limbs are basically weapons of mass destruction.
4. Just look at him fight.
5. Unfortunately, those same limbs fail him when he runs.
6. I don’t know what he’s doing and I don’t care.
7. Because this is hilarious.
8. Watch the video below:
- Miami Marlins star pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24.