Rene Lachemann is the first base coach for the Colorado Rockies. Apparently every game, he picks out a young fan, gives him a ball, and then delivers some sort of message. On Wednesday, when the Rockies were playing the Phillies, that message was about life, and doing what you're told. Here's how it played out:
I honestly don't know how I feel about this. It's like a weird version of the scared straight program. Solid advice, though.