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Judging Every NFL Fan Base Using Only Google Image Search

This is what happens when you generalize all fans based on one photo.

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For the sake of this post, all search terms were done in Incognito Mode — so the results wouldn't be customized — using a search for city + team + "fans". So for the 49ers, the Google Image search term was "San Francisco 49ers fans". And then we just selected the very first image, and tried to make sense of it, assuming everything in it was a true and total representation of the team's fans. Got it? Cool. Here we go:

San Francisco 49ers

blog.sfgate.com

You know when someone's on a game show and they're not sure what door to pick, so they ask the audience for help, and everyone in the audience is like, "Two, pick two, three, door one!"? That's basically the 49ers fan base.

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Jacksonville Jaguars

Via downerjagfan.blogspot.com

If there's one tradition all Jaguars fans embrace, it's the seventh inning stretch. It's sort of along the lines of the "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" mentality, only one fan yells, "It's the seventh inning somewhere" and everyone gets up and stretches. It's great fun.

New York Jets

Courtesy of Michael J. LeBrecht II / 1Deuce3 Photography / Via sikids.com

Young Jets fans duke it out with Hulk hands for tickets to the game. As you can tell, this kid was the winner, and his poppa is so very proud.

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Seattle Seahwaks

Steven Bisig-USA TODAY Sports / Via bleacherreport.com

Seattle Seahawks fans look like upset swamp tourists. Or someone who just realized that the person streaking on the field is his mom (hint: the dude to the left).

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