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    Judging Every NFL Fan Base Using Only Google Image Search

    This is what happens when you generalize all fans based on one photo.

    For the sake of this post, all search terms were done in Incognito Mode — so the results wouldn't be customized — using a search for city + team + "fans". So for the 49ers, the Google Image search term was "San Francisco 49ers fans". And then we just selected the very first image, and tried to make sense of it, assuming everything in it was a true and total representation of the team's fans. Got it? Cool. Here we go:

    San Francisco 49ers

    blog.sfgate.com

    You know when someone's on a game show and they're not sure what door to pick, so they ask the audience for help, and everyone in the audience is like, "Two, pick two, three, door one!"? That's basically the 49ers fan base.

    Chicago Bears

    Via chicagobears.com

    Bears fans have two things in common: sensitive eyes and the inability to close their mouth.

    Cincinnati Bengals

    AP / Via sportsillustrated.cnn.com

    Bengals fans are a confused bunch. Half of them are trying to be Green Bay fans, as evidenced by the orange cheesehead, and the other half actually are Green Bay fans.

    Buffalo Bills

    Via sportsthenandnow.com

    The ladies in Buffalo love Trent Edwards. And football. And rock n' roll. And the men just love the freedom of jorts. In fact, all Bills fans are pro-denim.

    Denver Broncos

    Via foodandwine.com

    Broncos fans absolutely love "Cat in the Hat" hats. They also can't decide if it's hot or cold out.

    Cleveland Browns

    Via oczf.org

    All Cleveland Browns fans look alike. And don't you DARE throw a bottle away in front of one of them because, hey, that could be a helmet ornament.

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Via spinitreacts.com

    Buccaneers fans have a bit of an identity issue. They can't decide if they want to be a wrestler, a unicorn or that lady on that lanyard that is clearly not that man.

    Arizona Cardinals

    John W. McDonough/SI / Via sportsillustrated.cnn.com

    Cardinals fans love red and all variations of it, like pink and other red.

    San Diego Chargers

    John W. McDonough/SI / Via sportsillustrated.cnn.com

    All female Chargers fans are part-time models. You can tell that they're only part-time because they still use Razr phones.

    Kansas City Chiefs

    AP Photo/Colin E Braley / Via kctv5.com

    Chiefs fans think they own people, which may or may not be legal in Kansas City. I don't know. I don't know the laws there.

    Indianapolis Colts

    AP / Via lehighvalleylive.com

    Indianapolis Colts fans express their dissatisfaction with the team in one of two ways: The men cross their arms, and the women touch their chin with one hand.

    Dallas Cowboys

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    All Cowboys fans look like an alien punter decided to join the Top Gun academy.

    Miami Dolphins

    sarelkromer/Flickr / Via biztechmagazine.com

    Dolphins fans don't care what you wear, just as long as it's short-sleeved.

    Philadelphia Eagles

    Via totalprosports.com

    Eagles fans cannot wear the same hat as anyone in their group of friends. And if you're a lefty, your hat has to be REALLY different.

    Atlanta Falcons

    AP/ Rich Addicks / Via espn.go.com

    Falcons fans always root for the two-point conversion to start the game. The women make banners to mark such an occasion.

    New York Giants

    Jim O'Connor-USA TODAY Sports / Via bigblueview.com

    New York Giants fans can only be heard, not seen. Much like a ninja, only louder than that.

    Jacksonville Jaguars

    Via downerjagfan.blogspot.com

    If there's one tradition all Jaguars fans embrace, it's the seventh inning stretch. It's sort of along the lines of the "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" mentality, only one fan yells, "It's the seventh inning somewhere" and everyone gets up and stretches. It's great fun.

    New York Jets

    Courtesy of Michael J. LeBrecht II / 1Deuce3 Photography / Via sikids.com

    Young Jets fans duke it out with Hulk hands for tickets to the game. As you can tell, this kid was the winner, and his poppa is so very proud.

    Detroit Lions

    Via blog.mlive.com

    Ummm... Lions fans need therapy? Maybe because they're always wearing a football helmet wherever they go?

    Green Bay Packers

    Via sportschump.net

    Packers fans have no idea how mirrors work.

    Carolina Panthers

    a.espncdn.com / Via sports.espn.go.com

    The Wisconsin Badgers have the "Jump Around" tradition, and now the Panthers have that tradition, since nobody actually goes to the game and they all watch it from some place with astroturf as carpet.

    New England Patriots

    Via patsfans.com

    Patriots fans have two heads and no neck, and they all have a twin.

    Oakland Raiders

    Via lobshots.com

    Raiders fans hate colors and have probably never seen an episode of Reading Rainbow.

    St. Louis Rams

    Via ramsherd.com

    Okay, seriously? This man is clearly going to die from a ram, jacked up on steroids, choking him to death. I can only assume that's the fate of every Rams fan.

    Baltimore Ravens

    Via mattrothphoto.com

    Ravens fans love the "Y.M.C.A". And "In The Navy." Also "Macho Man". Pretty much any Village People song. Is that group from Baltimore? Doesn't matter, because that's where they're loved.

    Washington Redskins

    Via blog.gearshift.tv

    You know the movie "Mad Max"? Okay, well replace the black leather with an indian headdress, and Mel Gibson with Josh Gad, and you have every single Redskins fan.

    New Orleans Saints

    AP / Eric Bay / Via lehighvalleylive.com

    Saints fans are either white people or begrudgingly appreciative clowns. They also confuse plastic cups as megaphones because white people be crazy.

    Seattle Seahwaks

    Steven Bisig-USA TODAY Sports / Via bleacherreport.com

    Seattle Seahawks fans look like upset swamp tourists. Or someone who just realized that the person streaking on the field is his mom (hint: the dude to the left).

    Pittsburgh Steelers

    Via steelersgab.com

    As a Steelers fan, unless you're waving a towel, you cannot watch the game. YOU CAN'T WATCH IT!

    Houston Texans

    Bob Levey / Getty Images / Via sportsillustrated.cnn.com

    Much like how cows wear bells, Texans fans must wear oversized necklaces, so they don't get lost or for whatever reason cows wear bells.

    Tennessee Titans

    JOE HOWELL / Via knoxnews.com

    Titans fans are basically Frank Caliendo with a silly hat and face paint.

    Minnesota Vikings

    Via surlebut.blogspot.com

    All Vikings fans are confused drag queens.