San Francisco 49ers: Kaep n’ Crunch Berries
Chicago Bears: Gimme Forte Pounds of Polish Sausage
Cincinnati Bengals: A.J. Green Apple
Buffalo Bills: Corn on the Kolb
Denver Broncos: Mile High Turkey Club
Cleveland Browns: Brown Sugar & Spice
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: The Papaya Life is the Life for Me
Arizona Cardinals: Honeybadgercomb
San Diego Chargers: A Whale's Vagina
Kansas City Chiefs: Eric Boysenberry
Indianapolis Colts: Andrew Lucky Charms
Dallas Cowboys: Dez Equis
Miami Dolphins: Orange You Glad You Live in Miami?
Philadelphia Eagles: Chocolate Chip Kelly
Atlanta Falcons: Matty Ice Cream Sundae
New York Giants: BaManning Cream Pie
Jacksonville Jaguars: Maurice Jones-Honeydew
New York Jets: It's Not Delivery, It's DiGeno
Detroit Lions: Mulberry (Reggie) Bush
Green Bay Packers: Discount Double Chocolate
Carolina Panthers: Fig Cam Newton
New England Patriots: Danny Roasted Almondola
Oakland Raiders: Mahogany Woodson
St. Louis Rams: Long Island Iced Tea
Baltimore Ravens: Red Beans & Ray Rice
Washington Redskins: Roy Helundaise Sauce
New Orleans Saints: Summer Brees
Seattle Seahawks: Skittles
Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlimburger
Houston Texans: Schauberry Wattermelon
Tennessee Titans: Jeff Fisher Tacos
Minnesota Vikings: Purple Rain