Last night, Braves right fielder Jason Heyward jacked a solo home run in the top of the 8th inning against the San Diego Padres — a shot that bounced into some landscaping next to San Diego’s outfield bleachers.
Naturally, a souvenir like that is worth a little extra effort, and one fan went Mountain Dew Xtreme on everyone, launching himself fully into the bush kamikaze-style.
Which did little to no good, as the ball trickled down the shrubbery and into someone else’s hands.
Which just goes to show you, less truly is more, and the man that gives the least amount of effort will always win. Also, jumping into a bush is almost always a bad idea.
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