The two have been together since I DON’T KNOW AND I DON’T CARE! All I know is that he better treat her right because Alex Morgan is an angel. She’s an angel! And you don’t even know how lucky you got it, dude. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!
4. In case of extreme sadness, play this song:
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He believed two of the victims were Middle Eastern, however they were not.
- The substance used to assassinate the half-brother of North Korea's leader has been identified as VX nerve agent, a chemical listed as a weapon of mass destruction.
- Former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords told Congress to "face your constituents," after a congressman used her 2011 shooting as justification for not holding a town hall.