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    32 Reasons Why "White Men Can't Jump" Is The Perfect Movie

    It takes a lot of hard work to be this good.

    White Men Can't Jump is such a good film that it's borderline perfect. It's funny, smart, and fantastically entertaining. It basically has everything you'd ever want in a movie. Like…

    1. Tragedy.

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    2. Triumph.

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    3. Dangerous love.

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    4. Racial tension.

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    5. The most '90s haircuts ever.

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    6. Doo-wop singers.

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    7. The flyest baby in all the land.

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    8. And this man in purple spandex.

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    9. It also showcased the importance of stretching.

    10. As well as the manly art of trash-talking.

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    11. Which occurs all throughout the movie.

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    12. And ranges from simple put-downs...

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    13. To observational recommendations...

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    14. To ridiculous rants on health and nutritional habits.

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    15. Plus, the variety of high fives is simply outstanding.

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    16. And I'm pretty sure this was the first movie to include the word "Booyah."*

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    *Not based on facts.

    17. It also wasn't afraid to tackle stereotypes.

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    18. Whether it was between "white boys" and "brothers"...

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    19. ...or how women view a situation...

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    20. ...differently from men.

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    21. Not to mention that the basketball scenes are actually legit.

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    22. The shots are really cool.

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    23. And there's an entire storyline dedicated to Jeopardy and "Foods That Start with the Letter 'Q.'"

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    24. There's also a personalized love ballad.

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    25. This majestic rhyme:

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    26. The whitest thumbs-up ever given.

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    27. A heartbreaking good-bye kiss.

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    28. A great life lesson.

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    29. And the best advice a man can get.

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    30. But above all, it showed us that no matter how bad things get...

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    31. And even if your life is totally crummy at the moment...

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    32. It's important to remember that "even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days."

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