He must be a male athlete, preferably football or rugbyAny PHEKIN lad will doFreaky fencers or a nice rackSomeone who loves to spend quality time in BanHis name must rhyme with DillyOnly the most thick, ethnic pimmers will do, preferably sleeps on a rock.A boy with a double bed and a TV as long as he can finger it out
Black T-shirt and Grey Leggingsanything where the girls can hang out and play with a swordJohn Prout's Hoodiebirks and socks, lots of socks#patagone and green crocscrutches and a beanieAnything from my moms closet
the ARC #thegrindonlystartsinthenighttimein bed #thegrindstartsat6amTongue deep and horizontal in Brantin the SKHS learning that good good shitin my Caucasian homeIn my bed crying quietly to sad MileyRocking out in the morris basement #thegrindneverstops
Hitting up Club Pizza Pizza when the fake doesn't workStart at ale, muck some za, fuck a dude (or a chick it depends)Getting kicked out of the Grizz for going peeGreat times, 10/10 drunk, end the night peeing on a couchDrink half a 40, hit the bars, wear someone else's glasses, "I'm not that drunk"The bars?? Never.. felt that... never experienced that.. only know millions haveOut on the pier with my crack pipe
"I'm ovulating go in raw""If anyone needs a plug, I've got one between my legs""Hoes don't get cold they get wet""I'm the 1.0 of Emma's GPA, I'm there but I'm not really helping""I just puked and shit myself it's been a good day""Very white, I know""I don't want boys to think I'm pretty, I want them to look at me and forget why they're with their girlfriends"
Which MoHoe Are YOU??
Death is the only escape, literally find her a pier and she'll jump. Often found trying to finger her life out before something unwelcome ends up in her mouth. Always willing to down half a 40 on a Thursday night out. Often spotted squinting and trudging through Lenny.
I think she plays rugby?? idk tho. Quite a fan of male athletes, which results in sticky situations and one too many daddy's. Find her sitting in the back corner of Ban mucking a bowl of dry spinach.
Has an 167/10 pupper who breaks hearts like its his day job. Catch her downing a bottle of GNO on a good night and half a 26 of tekillya on a bad one. Frequently pees in the P.P. She's an excellent resource if you need couch cushions dry cleaned.
She might play rugby, but she spent too much time on her knees to get any game time. Always down for a nice bottle of red and have a nice hit from the crack pipe. Don't be silly wrap your WILLy kids!
She is the most Caucasian ethnic you'll ever meet. Make sure you check yourself before you enter her Caucasian home and drink her komboyacha. St. Patty's day?? Never felt that....never experienced that... only know millions of people have.
Once known for fucking the infamous Nikhilsanddimes (crooked Soundcloud rapper, 11/10 would not recommend). 5 years??? Give her 5 months, and she'll be miles ahead of the famous Hamm. She is Truly ICONIC and is the number 1 king of queens. Catch her at Throwback how bout that!?!?!?!?!
We think she's in KIN or something??? Either way she's the class of 2020's favourite lifeguard (who can resuscitate you in more ways than one). Not the best at pulling trig but when it comes down to it she still knows what to do with some ticc pimmers. Find her thumbing around campus with her blue hood up and don't forget to donate to her GoFundMe, the Birks are in dire need of help.