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Which MoHoe Are YOU??

"That's not science"

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  1. 1. What do you look for in a man?

    He must be a male athlete, preferably football or rugby
    Any PHEKIN lad will do
    Freaky fencers or a nice rack
    Someone who loves to spend quality time in Ban
    His name must rhyme with Dilly
    Only the most thick, ethnic pimmers will do, preferably sleeps on a rock.
    A boy with a double bed and a TV as long as he can finger it out
  2. 2. What outfit are you most likely to wear??

    Black T-shirt and Grey Leggings
    anything where the girls can hang out and play with a sword
    John Prout's Hoodie
    birks and socks, lots of socks
    #patagone and green crocs
    crutches and a beanie
    Anything from my moms closet
  3. 3. Where are you on a Wednesday night??

    the ARC #thegrindonlystartsinthenighttime
    in bed #thegrindstartsat6am
    Tongue deep and horizontal in Brant
    in the SKHS learning that good good shit
    in my Caucasian home
    In my bed crying quietly to sad Miley
    Rocking out in the morris basement #thegrindneverstops
  4. 4. Describe your typical weekend

    Hitting up Club Pizza Pizza when the fake doesn't work
    Start at ale, muck some za, fuck a dude (or a chick it depends)
    Getting kicked out of the Grizz for going pee
    Great times, 10/10 drunk, end the night peeing on a couch
    Drink half a 40, hit the bars, wear someone else's glasses, "I'm not that drunk"
    The bars?? Never.. felt that... never experienced that.. only know millions have
    Out on the pier with my crack pipe
  5. 5. Which quote do you relate to most?

    "I'm ovulating go in raw"
    "If anyone needs a plug, I've got one between my legs"
    "Hoes don't get cold they get wet"
    "I'm the 1.0 of Emma's GPA, I'm there but I'm not really helping"
    "I just puked and shit myself it's been a good day"
    "Very white, I know"
    "I don't want boys to think I'm pretty, I want them to look at me and forget why they're with their girlfriends"

Which MoHoe Are YOU??

You got: The ultimate SNAKE

Death is the only escape, literally find her a pier and she'll jump. Often found trying to finger her life out before something unwelcome ends up in her mouth. Always willing to down half a 40 on a Thursday night out. Often spotted squinting and trudging through Lenny.

The ultimate SNAKE
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You got: The Scotian

I think she plays rugby?? idk tho. Quite a fan of male athletes, which results in sticky situations and one too many daddy's. Find her sitting in the back corner of Ban mucking a bowl of dry spinach.

The Scotian
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You got: The Italian Grandma

Has an 167/10 pupper who breaks hearts like its his day job. Catch her downing a bottle of GNO on a good night and half a 26 of tekillya on a bad one. Frequently pees in the P.P. She's an excellent resource if you need couch cushions dry cleaned.

The Italian Grandma
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You got: Crutches

She might play rugby, but she spent too much time on her knees to get any game time. Always down for a nice bottle of red and have a nice hit from the crack pipe. Don't be silly wrap your WILLy kids!

Crutches
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You got: The Ethnic one

She is the most Caucasian ethnic you'll ever meet. Make sure you check yourself before you enter her Caucasian home and drink her komboyacha. St. Patty's day?? Never felt that....never experienced that... only know millions of people have.

The Ethnic one
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You got: Whori Kori

Once known for fucking the infamous Nikhilsanddimes (crooked Soundcloud rapper, 11/10 would not recommend). 5 years??? Give her 5 months, and she'll be miles ahead of the famous Hamm. She is Truly ICONIC and is the number 1 king of queens. Catch her at Throwback how bout that!?!?!?!?!

Whori Kori
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You got: The OG Phat A$$

We think she's in KIN or something??? Either way she's the class of 2020's favourite lifeguard (who can resuscitate you in more ways than one). Not the best at pulling trig but when it comes down to it she still knows what to do with some ticc pimmers. Find her thumbing around campus with her blue hood up and don't forget to donate to her GoFundMe, the Birks are in dire need of help.

The OG Phat A$$
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