I've Never Seen Game Of Thrones But Here's My Recap Of The Episode Based Off Twitter
Hi! I’m Tori. I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones for two reasons: 1. I’m too #broke for an HBO account. 2. A show about rape, dragons, and fighting families sounds super uninteresting.
Every Sunday from 9-10, my Twitter timeline is flooded with people live tweeting the episodes and sharing memes about the plot. Every week, I get more and more confused by the plot, but at the same time, feel like I could recap it extraordinarily well simply based off Twitter.
So there are some families and they are fighting.
All of that brings us to the August 13 episode. So there are a couple of things here that you need to know.
This episode starts off with people going beyond the wall. Which I think is like Trump’s fiction border wall, only much more dangerous because the problems on the other side of this wall are like being burned alive by dragons and dying of hypothermia because I think winter is here.
Then it turns out that Jon Snow is all of this. I don’t even know what 99.9% of this stuff is, because I thought he was in a Dothraki family which now I’m not even sure if that’s a real family or just something made up.
After it turns out that Winter is here and Jon Snow is the owner of the throne, Dany goes cray-cray and also is a king. Maybe he was always a king and that’s why he thought he had a good chance at owning the throne?
So then they decide that they all have to fight against Dany and Game of Thrones, violent TV show that has characters who are so heartless they will kill everyone with fire and like hunt people for fun, show better leadership and unity than the American government and decide to gang up on Dany and fight against the common enemy.
I think that’s where this episode ends. Kewl.