High School MusicalDie HardWhite ChicksGoonThe Blind SideFinding NemoA Cinderella StoryWhere We Are: The One Direction Concern FilmMiracle
BaseballFigure skatingMMA fightingGolfCurlingSoccerBuzkashiNo second choices #budsalldayLet me rest
AmbitionInto hockeyWill cook with meWants to start a familyWill go shopping and try on clothes with meIs willing to do dramatic spinny hugs in publicAware of all the latest memesIs entirely out of my league in every wayYou don't need to know what i'm looking for.
I've read self-insert fanfic about himI want to be better than himI'm already better than himMeh, pretty neutral. We play them, like, once a season.Seems like a good kidHe's really good!!! But we got auston in the draft so we're the real winners!!!DAVOOO we're pretty much bros 4 lyfeGET AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*watching tape for 16 hours straight to figure out his weaknesses*
Maybe the real ___ is the friends we made along the way.salt baeevil hooded kermitthis bitch empty.... YEETme at the beginning of 2016 vs me nowstarter packsarthur's clenched fistHarambe had the biggest pop culture impact, but while we undoubtedly owe him a debt for bringing memes to the mainstream pepe arguably has more longevity. I go into further detail in my thesis, actually-whats a meme
musical theatre is for GIRLS and i do SPORTSLes MiserablesPhantom of the OperaWest Side StorySound of MusicCatsHeathersHamiltonNewsies
I don't need pickup lines.Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' next to 'U'.Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? 'Cause I'm digging that.I promise I'm great for more than just a one-timer ;)Are you a whistle? 'cause I want to blow you.Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.It's a good thing I have a library card, because I'm checking you out.Do you play hockey? Because you just gave me a high stick.
Which Toronto Maple Leaf Are You?
congratulations! you're mitch marner, a Good Boy with a smile to light up the 6ix, loved by all and adopted by everyone in the gta. plus you're, like, really good at hockey??? *steve dangle voice* disGUSTING
crosby who???????? mcdavid who?????? you're auston matthews, chosen one of toronto and everyones favourite desert GOAT. wayne gretsky dreams of being you when he grows up. your personality is at least 80% memes (#ripharame) but no one notices because theyre dazzled by your mad skills and the way you rock those ripped jeans
yeah yeah hockey skills breaking records etc etc but lets be real, as william nylander you're the eye candy friend and you work it!!!!! there's some controversy over whether you look like the elf from rudolph, joffrey, or a calvin klein model, but whatever it is, you're rocking it #nohomo #kindahomo
YOU'RE MATT MARTIN!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PUNCH SOME DUDES AND TAKE SOME PENALTIES AND HUG SOME ROOKIES AND YOU DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!!! LIFE IS FUCKIN AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!
much like brian boyle, you just got here and are mostly just confused. you just wanted to spend some time with your wife and kids and now you're being followed by a peewee hockey team. goddamnit. get off my lawn.
congratulations, you're morgan reilly! u get roasted by the media on the regs and still have only two (2) teeth, but you're a real great d-man. except, in this case, the 'd' in d-man stands for 'dad'. you haven't slept in 6 weeks and you think a rookie might be living in your guest room, but that's okay because taking care of people gives u the warm fuzzy feels. pls remember to take care of yourself.
you're connor brown, expert at trying hard and getting 0.2% of the credit. you're the kind of guy parents want their kid to bring home, but you get stood up at prom and have to walk home alone with the handmade corsage you prepared. you're that quiet girl on the bachelor that stays out of the drama then slays during hometowns and gets the man, only hometowns are the playoff qualifiers and your man is the stanley cup. a solid dude. i trust you.
as man of mystery frederick anderson, your personal aesthetic consists of lego, a literal brick wall, a script for the NHL concussion protocol, and the music video for rihanna's hit single 'bitch better have my money'. it's rumoured that you smiled once, but no one really believes it. all of toronto would kill a man for you anyways.
you're mike babcock, joining jazzy kadri and brian boyle as one of the only three leafs that people can really respect. much like fred from scooby doo, you're a man with a plan; also like fred from scooby doo, you'd look great in an ascot and i personally would trust you to drive the team van, even though you talk kinda funny.