1. Vladimir Lenin
Truly decorates Fanny’s pro-type kitchen with a lovely portrait, and the second half of the season kicks off with communism.
Like, really old.
6. President Polk
7. The Marx Brothers
Horribly, disgustingly old.
So old that a fourth of the night’s references exist just to remind everyone how decrepit he is.
12. Katie Couric
“What is my life now? Watching Katie Couric get a colonoscopy over and over and over?” was the best line of the night.
15. Megan Fox
Hubble thinks Michelle is prettier than Megan Fox, a sentiment that is sure to please Sutton Foster.
- Thousands have made it to the Women's March on Washington to stand up for women's right and protest Donald Trump.
- Crowds for the Women's March in Washington, DC, are turning out to be much larger than for the inauguration so far.
- Marches are being held around the world in solidarity with the women in Washington.
- People are participating in the Women's March today all the way in Antarctica, surrounded by penguins ❄️