1. Vladimir Lenin
Truly decorates Fanny’s pro-type kitchen with a lovely portrait, and the second half of the season kicks off with communism.
Like, really old.
6. President Polk
7. The Marx Brothers
Horribly, disgustingly old.
So old that a fourth of the night’s references exist just to remind everyone how decrepit he is.
12. Katie Couric
“What is my life now? Watching Katie Couric get a colonoscopy over and over and over?” was the best line of the night.
15. Megan Fox
Hubble thinks Michelle is prettier than Megan Fox, a sentiment that is sure to please Sutton Foster.