1. This was her favorite book:
2. The carpet in your living room always looked like this:
3. She got opinions from three different doctors when you got the chicken pox (even though it was pretty obvious you had the chicken pox):
4. Canned food was always upside down to keep track of expiration dates:
5. You'd get up early to make her a nice Mother's Day breakfast only to find that she'd already made these for YOU:
6. Whenever you misbehaved, your punishment was cleaning:
7. When your Easter eggs broke, she turned them into candles:
8. If it wasn't "color coordinated," it wasn't "organized":
9. Your family had the woodpile of all woodpiles:
10. This was how you were taught to cut your food:
11. Birds were constantly crashing into your windows because they were so clean:
12. "Cleaning the washing machine" was a very real chore:
13. Shoe organizers were never for shoes:
14. And EVERYTHING was labeled:
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