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UTNT (UT New Theatre)’s <a href="https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons" target="_blank"><i>Three Shitty Sons</i></a> runs from March 14-31, 2019 at the Oscar G. Brockett Theatre at the F. Loren Winship Drama Building (The University of Texas at Austin). Photos By: Juan Leyva

UTNT (UT New Theatre)’s Three Shitty Sons runs from March 14-31, 2019 at the Oscar G. Brockett Theatre at the F. Loren Winship Drama Building (The University of Texas at Austin). Photos By: Juan Leyva

PLAN A FAMILY ROAD TRIP AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHICH MEMBER OF THE "THREE SHITTY SONS" FAMILY YOU ARE

YOU MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL ON THE TRIP. PLAN YOUR SUMMER FLING DATE NIGHT.

WHAT ROLE DO YOU TAKE ON DURING THE TRIP?

WHICH PART OF THE TRIP IS MOST DIFFICULT FOR YOU?

YOUR CAR SWERVES OFF THE ROAD UNEXPECTEDLY.  
PICK ONE THING YOU WOULD SAVE.

ULTIMATELY, ARE YOU A VALUABLE ASSET TO THE FAMILY ROAD TRIP?

“I could build a family out of mud.”  
You are wise, caring and existential. You will go to great lengths to get what you want.  

Come see [_Three Shitty Sons_](https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons) to meet the Narrator and the rest of the family!

Narrator

“I'm horse healthy.”  
You don’t beat around the bush. You are earthy and no-nonsense, but you will do anything for the people you love.  
Come see [_Three Shitty Sons_](https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons) to meet Mamu and the rest of the family!

Mamu

“Do you have to be more significant to be a body?”  
You are perceptive, curious and thoughtful. You are a gentle soul.  
Come see [_Three Shitty Sons_ to](https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons) meet John and the rest of the family!

John

“I love the trying.”  
You see the beauty in the world around you, and you help others to do the same.  
Come see [_Three Shitty Sons_](https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons) to meet Nancy and the rest of the family!

Nancy

“Careful what I put my mind to.”  
You are a natural born leader, and you are not afraid to take charge. Nothing can stand in between you and what you want.  
Come see [_Three Shitty Sons_](https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons) to meet Eli and the rest of the family!

“Sooper golds.”  
You always know how to have fun, and you bring great comfort to those around you. You are the glue that holds everyone else together.  
Come see [_Three Shitty Sons_](https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons) to meet Sam and the rest of the family!

“Fook just happened?”  
Sometimes you’re not sure what is going on, but that suits you just fine! You know how to appreciate the things that you do understand, and your joy is infectious to everyone around you.  
Come see [_Three Shitty Sons_](https://theatredance.utexas.edu/event/three-shitty-sons) to meet Dick and the rest of the family!

Dick

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